The final parody trailer had Pepe in a “really reaching for it” gag, “Breaking Prawn.” However, someone finally figured out how to get the Twilight into the Muppets, with the latest three posters for the flick (click for larger versions):

The Dallas stop on the tour, at the Palladium Ballroom (Google Map) on Wednesday, November 9, features appearances by Ashley Greene (Alice Cullen), Nikki Reed (Rosalie Hale), Jackson Rathbone (Jasper Hale), Kellan Lutz (Emmett Cullen), and Elizabeth Reaser (Esme Cullen). The event will also feature a performance by “Breaking Dawn” soundtrack artist Christina Perri.

Here’s the details, verbatim, on how to score tickets to the event. Pay attention!

Tickets are free and will be available beginning at 10:00 am local time on Saturday, November 5th at each event location. Tickets are limited to two per person and are non-transferable. Names must be provided for the pair of tickets upon pick up. Photo ID must be shown upon arrival at the event (school ID is acceptable) and guests must arrive at the event with the individual who picked up the tickets. Tickets are available on a first come, first served basis, until venue capacity is reached.

“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part 1)” opens in theaters November 16.

Fright Night: Peter Vincent Clip

The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Clip (it’s bootleged, sorry Twihards, but at least you get to see it)

Knights of Badassdom Comic-Con trailer

In Time Trailer

Rise of The Planet of the Apes Teaser

The Walking Dead Season 2 trailer

Doctor Who: The God Complex Comic Con Clip

True Blood Season 4: Comic-Con Trailer

Supernatural Season 7 Promo

Avatar the Last Airbender The Legend of Korra Trailer

Torchwood: Miracle Day Preview

Being Human (US) Season 2 Trailer

So, in true blue-balls fashion, they’re doling out tiny, tiny dollops to tease… the tease. Have a look (because that’s all you get):

Hosted by Jason Sudeikis, the 2011 MTV Movie Awards air Sunday, June 5 at 8:00 pm CT.

For your first taste of the movie the teaser trailer will debut on the MTV Movie Awards Sunday, June 5 and online immediately after the show. The Stephanie Meyer epic begins it’s countdown to the end with ‘Breaking Dawn part 1′ this fall, November 18th.

‘Breaking Dawn’ hits theaters this November.

Nimrod Antal’s “Predators” performed better than expected, with a third-place weekend finish and an estimated $25.3 million.

The dip for “Eclipse,” just under 50 percent from last weekend (remember, there was a monsterous Wednesday and Thursday padding the stats), was far smaller than “New Moon,” which dove over 70 percent in its second week.

“Toy Story 3″ continued to bring in audiences, bringing in an estimated $22 million, for a four-week total domestic take of $340.2 million. This makes “Toy Story 3″ the highest grossing Pixar film of all time domestically.

Focus Features’ “The Kids Are All Right” opened in limited release this weekend, and boasts the best opening screen average of the year at $72,127. The film grossed an estimated $504,888 at seven locations.

We’ve snagged two autographed posters from “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse,” and you have a chance to steal them away from us… as long as you can articulate your affection.

Sure, we could set up a contest form, like we do for our standard contests for movie passes or DVDs, but that wouldn’t be very fair to these killer collectibles. One of the two posters are signed by Dakota Fanning, Xavier Samuel and Bryce Dallas Howard, with the other autographed by Chaske Spencer, Alex Meraz and Julia Jones.

Therefore, we want to know, simply, why you’re a fan of the “Twilight” movies and/or books. Feel free to go into detail as to how you found out about the series, your level of devotion to the films, your “team affiliation” (if you really must).

Entries will be accepted through 5:00 pm on Monday, July 19. Get crackin’.