The Quileutes close in on expecting parents Edward and Bella, whose unborn child poses a threat to the Wolf Pack and the towns people of Forks.

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The final parody trailer had Pepe in a “really reaching for it” gag, “Breaking Prawn.” However, someone finally figured out how to get the Twilight into the Muppets, with the latest three posters for the flick (click for larger versions):

The Dallas stop on the tour, at the Palladium Ballroom (Google Map) on Wednesday, November 9, features appearances by Ashley Greene (Alice Cullen), Nikki Reed (Rosalie Hale), Jackson Rathbone (Jasper Hale), Kellan Lutz (Emmett Cullen), and Elizabeth Reaser (Esme Cullen). The event will also feature a performance by “Breaking Dawn” soundtrack artist Christina Perri.

Here’s the details, verbatim, on how to score tickets to the event. Pay attention!

Tickets are free and will be available beginning at 10:00 am local time on Saturday, November 5th at each event location. Tickets are limited to two per person and are non-transferable. Names must be provided for the pair of tickets upon pick up. Photo ID must be shown upon arrival at the event (school ID is acceptable) and guests must arrive at the event with the individual who picked up the tickets. Tickets are available on a first come, first served basis, until venue capacity is reached.

“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part 1)” opens in theaters November 16.

So, in true blue-balls fashion, they’re doling out tiny, tiny dollops to tease… the tease. Have a look (because that’s all you get):

Hosted by Jason Sudeikis, the 2011 MTV Movie Awards air Sunday, June 5 at 8:00 pm CT.

For your first taste of the movie the teaser trailer will debut on the MTV Movie Awards Sunday, June 5 and online immediately after the show. The Stephanie Meyer epic begins it’s countdown to the end with ‘Breaking Dawn part 1′ this fall, November 18th.

We’ve snagged two autographed posters from “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse,” and you have a chance to steal them away from us… as long as you can articulate your affection.

Sure, we could set up a contest form, like we do for our standard contests for movie passes or DVDs, but that wouldn’t be very fair to these killer collectibles. One of the two posters are signed by Dakota Fanning, Xavier Samuel and Bryce Dallas Howard, with the other autographed by Chaske Spencer, Alex Meraz and Julia Jones.

Therefore, we want to know, simply, why you’re a fan of the “Twilight” movies and/or books. Feel free to go into detail as to how you found out about the series, your level of devotion to the films, your “team affiliation” (if you really must).

Entries will be accepted through 5:00 pm on Monday, July 19. Get crackin’.

• Cinemark 17 Webb Chapel – 4:00 pm and 4:30pm
• AMC NorthPark 15 – 5:20pm and 6:00pm

Also, we got the skinny on the vamps and werewolves in the Big Easy. You can them at these New Orleans theaters on Saturday, July 3:

• AMC Elmwood Palace 20 – 6:15 pm, 6:45 pm and 7:15 pm
• AMC Clearview Palace 12 – 8:25 pm

If you happen to catch one of these actor-laden screenings, let us know how it went in the comments below!

RCC Rating: Worth Full Price On Opening Weekend

The best “Twilight” film so far, “Eclipse” expands on the Bella-Edward-Jacob love triangle and the brewing between vampires and humans. The legions of Stephanie Meyer’s fans will be ecstatic, and non-TwiHards might find something to enjoy as well.

Bella (Kristen Stewart) has returned to Forks and is finishing up her senior year of high school. Along with the stress of graduation, Bella has the added pressure of her vampire boyfriend Edward (Robert Pattinson) proposing, the love for her werewolf best friend Jacob (Taylor Lautner) and his pack of vampire-hating wolves, and an army of freshly-made newborn vampires hunting her and starting a war in her hometown.

With a battle brewing, humans are being killed and fed on. It is only a matter of time before these fresh vampire soldiers, created by the jilted Victoria (the newly recast Bryce Dallas Howard, replacing Rachelle LeFevre), reach Bella. Edward’s family, The Cullen’s, and Jacob’s pack of werewolves form an essential alliance in order to save the love of both their lives. Bella is forced to make many decisions in this third film. Her divided love for both Edward and Jacob is the forefront, but also her commitment to the ancient vampire group, the Volturi, to become immortal or they will hunt and kill her themselves.

The biggest improvements in “Eclipse” from the first two “Twilight” films come at the hands of director David Slade: while the movie followed Meyer’s novel to a tee, it didn’t exclude people who have not read the book (as the first two films did). “Eclipse” was also a more adult film, with some well-choreographed fight scenes (and better CG wolves). Pattinson and Stewart seem to actually have some romantic friction, rather than the brooding melodrama that plagued the first two installments. Their chemistry on screen is great, but is not so overbearing, because you can still see Bella loves Jacob as well. There’s also a well-done back story given to Jacob and his tribe of werewolves.

“Eclipse” takes the “Twilight” film series to a whole new level, and will leave you on the edge of your seat wanting more. After this leap in quality, I’m eager to see what Bill Condon is able to accomplish with the fourth and final installment, “Breaking Dawn.”

Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between Edward and Jacob – knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life.