I’m going to try to prepare you for what you’re about to see in a PG-13 sort of way, but no guarantees. Parents, avert your childrens’ eyes. Hell, avert your own eyes. This is disturbing.
Free WiFi at Starbucks?
You’re not going to believe this when I tell you. I mean, unless you’ve been on Twitter today. Which, let’s face it, is where I get the majority of my news. Starbucks has finally decided to join the rest of the world in 2010. Starting July 1, they’ll be offering free WiFi at all their [...]
REVIEW: ‘Killers’
Though highly predictable, “Killers” wasn’t the disaster Shine was expecting: it was intermittently funny, Ashton Kutcher is ultimately likeable, and Katherine Heigl is typically unbearable…
REVIEW: ‘Solitary Man’
The beginning of “Solitary Man” was perfect. The end was perfect. Sandwiched in the middle was an hour and a half of a very real look at a man who is trying desperately to be an island. And failing miserably.
It’s Been Grand: AMC Closing Dallas Megaplex
By November 30, 2010, the country’s first megaplex movie theater will have closed its doors for the final time. The AMC Grand (located off of I-35E and Northwest Highway, in Dallas), according to reports, cannot come to an agreement on lease terms with Kansas City-based Entertainment Properties Trust (who owns the property), so they’ve opted [...]
Review: ‘Sex and the City 2′
Carrie Bradshaw and crew were so bad that I feel I should travel to the Middle East to apologize for the way spoiled, entitled Americans portrayed and disrespected the culture. If I were in the movie, I’d probably suggest doing this on some sort of magic carpet…
Is Megan Fox’s Replacement A Swimsuit Model?
Whatever you’ve decided about who dumped whom, Megan Fox will not be appearing in the third Transformers installment. Personally, I hope he dumped her. I assume, if you’re a man, you’re up on all things Megan Fox, but as a woman, I’m kind of embarrassed to include her in the female gender. Her acting skills [...]

